-and here´s Piers Morgan, making Ricky Gervais look like a tit too.

local mortician and wimpy restaurant owner discuss their waistlines...

''Oh yeah that Piers Morgan, what a wanker.... he's behind me isn't he?''

Ricky presents his new show... ''A Fuckwit Abroad''.

Two Brits, one cup.

Who said Blackberry's are a dying breed! Even the stars still use 'em.

2 tits are always better that 1

The story is all in the hands. Ricky's is positioned to hold & Piers is reaching for the matches