Story tiem: So today I was sitting at fucking lunch doing nothing because that's what I do in this bitch yo, and I reach in my pocket to get some nigger candy and I feel a piece of fucking paper so I'm like "SHIT NIGGER I DIDN'T PUT NO PAPER IN MY POCKET" and so I take it out and this shit comes out. 10 minutes later I get an offer of someone sucking my dick for $50. I declined. I'd prefer to get sex out of that shit.