"Politically Mitt may be on my right, but we had to put Newt over in the next building.... "

"And the winner is... Matt Dillon's Dad and Sarah Ferguson's crazy sister!"

If you pull all my fingers I do a lumpy fart.

It's obviously a "dead one of that" as rigor mortis has clearly set in.

And then jab the fingers into the throat to complete the death blow.

The dwarf vanish hadn't gone well as the crowd could clearly see him behind the middle flag.

I call it the "half seig heil"

I was surprised when Mitt volunteered to be my Apprentice. But he'll do anything not to pay tax.

Even these guys don't know where my hair ends and my forehead starts!

"What do I have for this? Let's start the biddng at $21.6 million. A year."

Donald Trump reunites Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood 23 years after that disastrous Brit Awards.

Mitt Romney parks like a cunt

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."