Caption Contest! Prize will be public admiration and gentle stroking. Ok, maybe not gentle stroking. NO stroking.
Caption Contest! Prize will be public admiration and gentle stroking. Ok, maybe not gentle stroking. NO stroking.
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jooliagoolia on August 21, 2008
Can't understand me? Good. Just babble at me in that Latin gutter-language of yours.
luckiestmonkey on August 21, 2008
Can't understand me? Let me pull my penis out of your unsuspecting ear.
detweiler on August 21, 2008
...Not with this in your mouth! *unzips pants*
hoosiergirl on August 21, 2008
can't understand me? feel between my legs. that's right. it's a schlong.
ahtitan on August 20, 2008
Can't understand me? Well, um...my name used to be "Josh."
amuhlou on August 20, 2008
Can't understand me? Then you probably can't understand this speech bubble over my head either.
edtank on August 20, 2008
So, wait, my lifetime of problems understanding women could have been solved by software?
jhuston on August 20, 2008
What part of "I'm allergic to cum" don't you get, chump?
thedayhascome on August 20, 2008
Can't understand me? Don't know French? Well translate this: "Je suis enceinte et c'est le vôtre"
awryone on August 20, 2008
Of course, I can't understand you. We ALREADY had sex. Now get out.
superfantastic on August 20, 2008
I'm looking at you, but I'm thinking about Matthew McConaughey.
whlteXbread on August 20, 2008
"Can't understand me? No? Good. Remember how I said I was on birth control? Yeah...let's get lunch."
ahtitan on August 20, 2008
She looks like that. She's in your bed. She's smiling. And you care about what she's saying? Pay more attention to what's going IN her mouth.
smartasshat on August 20, 2008
"It's true, Viagra doesn't do anything for the size. But it's CUTE! Hee hee!"
120pagemonster on August 20, 2008
Voulez-vous frotter la lotion sur mon dos avec votre neckbeard ?
Posted on August 20, 2008
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