If you can read this tombstone...get off the damm grass and show some respect.

If you couldn't stand by me in life, GTF off me now....lol

For Malcolm Mclaren's Headstone
'Punk's Not Dead! It's Just Ignoring You!'
#Malcolm Mclaren Plez RT

Here lies Spike Milligan
I told you I was ill

Here I lay on my backside...Came to rest, but sadly...died. (Inspired by classic toilet graffiti...)

classic german epilaugh: "hier liegen meine gebeine, ich wollt es wären deine"

Dyslexic here lies "Yes I've Found Dog!

FAMILY PLOT: Here Lies John Smith Stiff at Last, Here Lies Jane Smith Cold as usual

Here lies the great and more than a little embarrassed Khan the Immortal

Punk's Not Dead! It's Just Ignoring You!

Here lies Bill Gates Assassinated General Protection Error (only early MSwindows users will get this one ~ BobaJob)

Here lies Ernest Hemingway Shot off at the mouth Once too often

Here lies Bob Blenkins Parachutist RIP

Here lies Stanley Pons If I have not seen as far as others it is because giants stood on my shoulders (Stanley Pons was the guy who claimed to discover cold fusion and was crushed by the scorn of the physics community)

The 1872 World hide and seek Champion Was found here in 2008

Here lies W.A. Mozart Silence please the Master is Decomposing

Geoff Hurst "They think it's all over! IT IS NOW!!" (reference to England 1966 World Cup victory over Germany

Herein lies the Pope BLOODY HELL! E-X-A-C-T-L-Y!! Please don't be offended if Catholic idea courtesy of the book "Twilight of the Gods"

RIP J.McEnroe "YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS"

I Nick Sellors Followed the path in life of Wine Women and Song I now lay here Happily Knackered :-))