"shots of tequila i had... disoriented i am... not ready am i for jager bombs..."

drunk yoda! drunk yoda!... drunk yoda!

is he giving the thumbs up? he's drunk, man. he forgot which way's east & trying to play it off cool

I want one! :D

Go to England u must & meet friend Master Marc Starkiller u should. Good relations u will have. Hmph

maybe someone broke into your home a switched him just to confuse you.

QUE ?

Haha. I just think you should give your house sitter pay cut for messing with your Yoda.