Kurt:Wait, what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at a Warbler practice? You know, putting the fine-tuning touches on a new Katy Perry showstopper.
Blaine: Okay, for someone who loves clothes so much, I can’t believe you haven’t noticed that I’m not in my Warbler outfit.
Kurt:Wait, wait, you didn’t do this for me, did you? Because if you did this for me it would be very romantic for one but it could lead to resentment which could lead to anger which could lead to a horrible, horrible, nasty breakup like you know on the bachelorette when we watched it-
Blaine: Hey, hey. I came here for me because I can’t stand to be apart form the person I love.