Stop inviting Seth Green over to your house. He just drinks all the milk and dulls all of your razor blades anyway.

Insist he get his own so you can go out gliding somewhere. (How does someone look so unhappy on a Segway? Probably needs to get outside on it!)

omg he is totally gonna fall down those stairs

is that the segway you used in the white and nerdy music video?! omg!!

Hey I know that guy...

Yep, I'm going with 'Hide the Charger' on this one. It'll run out of power eventually and he'll scamper off home!

He doesn't look tall enough to even ride that safely

you should so get Verne Troyer to chase him around on another

Mini-Me is looking good, no?

Send him to my house... ;-D

Am I missing something? This looks photo shopped with a too big head and short legs. Or does he look like that?

Cut off his legs!

Seth Green + Weird Al = DUET PLEASE???!?!?!??!!?!? Robot Chicken video!

AH! This is so hilarious!

I've always wanted a Segway.. Although without the angry looking Seth Green :D

Clark pest control wont touch that.

that is AWESOME! I

oh hes really mad now, and being clean tires, maybe its how Al gets around the house

I noticed you sometimes have to take little chess pieces and/or crushed gram crackers, it usually spins the person off when they try not to hit it.

You can make him have a traumatizing experience by making a fake Segway that he'll throw out his hip while riding. Needless to say, I don't think he'll be riding your Segway anytime soon..or be wanting to. ;)