117
1086 days ago
Me: How are you at mixing a Mojito?
Bartender: Excellent. Me: I hope so, because a bad Mojito is like a bad blowie.
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117
1086 days ago
Me: How are you at mixing a Mojito?
Bartender: Excellent. Me: I hope so, because a bad Mojito is like a bad blowie.
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