Well, obviously, now you have to name him Chucky

That looks almost human without the horrible purple colour cast.

Methinks I shouldn't be working through these pics from newest back, but intrigued now...

Oh, I'm horribly sorry. I suspect I had that same ape, he went a little odd with a razorblade once so I gave him to a drunk on my last flight home. I warned him not to let him drink. And NEVER Tequila.

Told you he fancied you, shouldn't of given him the brush off. Remember the Bobbit?

Amazing - I did not realise primate tool use had advanced so far. Have you tried handing him a can opener?

Nah, he's just trying to give you a hair cut... you're too presumptuous ;)

crap

But an excellent deterrent to potential burglars!

i predict Dr Wiseman will be sleeping with his eyes open tonight !