DrunkBastard

@DrunkBastard

Microwaving a cantaloupe for six seconds gets it the perfect temperature to fuck it. Don't cut the hole until after. #TheMoreYouKnow

This is how @chadcomedy says, "Go ahead! Get drunk at my bar and make my life hell!"

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1091 days ago

This is how says, "Go ahead! Get drunk at my bar and make my life hell!"

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