Keith Barker-Main

@keithbarkermain

Superhack for hire: will get out of bed for £10. Lounge lizard/ sometime gigolo with clapped-out trick pelvis/ regular ranter/ serial chancer.

@HarperCollins have sent me this. Do they think it's my level, as in *can'tevevenboilanegg*?

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1133 days ago

have sent me this. Do they think it's my level, as in *can'tevevenboilanegg*?

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