Socko: I'm just asking dude, have you ever shaved your balls?
JB: .........

And zo JB vit your obviouz connections I believe zat ve can revive Nazi Germany!

JB: "No Socko, I am not going to get you a date with Goldylocks..."

Who will win the first ever TNA Staring Contest Championship?

Where's my money?!?!?

GOOD LORD JB!!! It so good to be out in fresh air!! It smelt like Momma Foleys Tuna Casserole down there!!!

Socko: 'if you think my face is bad, you should see the size of my a*hole!'

Socko see's all.. Now pull your pants back up or YOOOUUURR FIIIIIRRRRREEEEDDDD!!!!

SOCKO: Psst JB! Don't make me got back to Foley's pants, you gotta save me!

Tweak, Tweet and Feet!

Sock: Lets never speak of this again.
JB: Agreed.

"You were expecting maybe Mick Foley?"

I don't think TNA will start a KnockSocks division....

Don't tell mick what we did, if you do then I won't let you sock me!

The champ is here!

JB : So you think we've hit a breakthrough Doc Soc?

JB: You should see where I keep my sock...

Fancy a kiss. . .?

JEREMY: So you're saying YOU'RE the brains behind the TWEAK in the "Tweak & Tweet Connection"???

Don't worry JB. What happens in socko, STAYS in socko..