Just threw up in my throat. Okay...let's pick out the positives, people. Matching sox - good. Matching shoes - good. That's about it. Sorry.

Ummm...wow ._.

0_o Let me guess their policy no shirt, no shoes, no service.

haha. What does he do in the winter? And those thunder-thighs GOTTA be rubbing together. #raw

OMG I have not laughed this hard! THANKS! I SO needed that! I don't think it's illegal since you blocked his face out! It is like those black strips on the "don't" fashion adds. OMG Is the 5points Franklin Starbux, cuz, it looks like it! Is he wearing spe

@NickCarnes You're just seeing this?! You should be @ SBUX when he's sitting in the comfy chair with on his laptop covering his junk!

Oh wow. Raise your hand if you got picked on in the locker room in High School. Or just sit there & type on your computer.

wow, so classy!

Hey Matt, when I get to TN in two weeks, please, please, please take me there for coffee.

I guess this is his way of tipping his Barista. Extra foam pls.

There's a topless coffee shop in Maine...Why not a bottomless one in TN? It's trendy...right?

I feel violated.

You did what you had to do. Clearly your integrity was on the line. I will doubt you no more.

oh. my. gosh. wow....I was hungry tonight too, dang it!

seriously.. this is not right.

@SophieJP yep! he comes dressed like this almost EVERYDAY! Ask @KidAndy He works there! :)

Um. Wow. Do you think he lost a bet? Or just thought the tiny circular table would cover all his man-parts?

um...are those his pants strewn over the chair in front of him? so many things wrong with this picture...

NOOOOO! Are those his jeans thrown over the chair in front of him?

So I'd LOVE if @starbucks would respond to the fact that there's a man with no pants in one of their locations! I might start begging for a response. :)