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2033 days ago
Pointy Muffs! To stop your cat tearing your face off! These are actually a real product, only they're called Soft claws (see them here: http://www.softclaws.com/). I so want to buy a set for our cats. They will hate me.
Drawer, but not the kind you keep pants in. Well, not usually anyway. AKA Pinky Fingaz of Manchester Roller Derby
327
2033 days ago
Pointy Muffs! To stop your cat tearing your face off! These are actually a real product, only they're called Soft claws (see them here: http://www.softclaws.com/). I so want to buy a set for our cats. They will hate me.
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brenjamin 2020 days ago
There isn't actually a "real" product like this out there is there? Surely not!
lauriepink 2029 days ago
@vinnywarren Ohh, I dunno - there's quite a few entries made me go "Damn! This one shall win for sure!"
vinnywarren 2029 days ago
begrudgingly acknowledge that this will probably win. just makes sense. razor-pointy cats are a real problem!
lauriepink 2030 days ago
Isn't it brilliant? And the photos are taken from the site of the (far less catchily named)real product! I love the way that it meets our eyes in the first picture, as if sharing the ignominity of it all.
JennyDecimal 2030 days ago
It's the despondant expression on the cat's face in step #4 that makes it.
lauriepink 2033 days ago
I am especially enjoying using terrible handwriting fonts in these ads. Next ad will rely heavily on Comic Sans.
lauriepink 2033 days ago
Oops - forgot the #linproducts tag on my Linehan's Pointy Muffs!