Edward Cullen

@ECullenz

I SAY, GOOD DAY TO YOU FOLLOWERS. I'm Edwurdz. I'm disgustingly handsome and I sparkle. I'm married to @RoseCullenz. She's wiggity wack. I'm a part time model.

GUYS. FILLED WITH RAGE. EXHAUSTED FROM RIDE....two small happy children at least....until i say no to another souvenir

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2038 days ago

GUYS. FILLED WITH RAGE. EXHAUSTED FROM RIDE....two small happy children at least....until i say no to another souvenir

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Rosecullenz 2038 days ago

Don't "darling" me...you look like you've gone on a rage filled bender! I thought this was such a happy time...

ECullenz 2038 days ago

darling wife....i think you need to ride that ride about 20 times to get the FULL EXPERIENCE. It's just...soooooo...fabulous. *dies a little inside*

Rosecullenz 2038 days ago

You're pissed in every picture!! I had no idea---and what did you roll around in a grease puddle before this pic was taken?? Were you on a roller coaster or "It's a small world" for Christ's sake?

ECullenz 2038 days ago

you see that face? that is the face of total brain frying from that song.....OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER @

ECullenz 2038 days ago

darling, this vacation was wonderful! that ride...NOT AT ALL.

Rosecullenz 2038 days ago

God, Edward, I didn't realize how pissed you were this whole trip....maybe we shouldn't have taken it....*sparkledeniesyousexforever*

LilMissBovvered 2038 days ago

Don't unsparkle me! Youz mah favorite BIL!

ECullenz 2038 days ago

*unamused unsparkle face*

LilMissBovvered 2038 days ago

Oh but the ears look AWESOME on you guys! *snickers*