daniel tosh

@danieltosh

not a doctor

my hotel room in california. these gideons are becoming too open minded.

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1726 days ago

my hotel room in california. these gideons are becoming too open minded.

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dana685862 1703 days ago

Oh come on Daniel... It's just the one teaching... If there's one thing religion loves, it's simple.

brittestennes 1709 days ago

Piss off budist. No one cares about you

nalts 1715 days ago

Surrender to doing nothing with your life. There, Daniel. You have mastered the Buddha.

AllisonAmador 1715 days ago

My life goal is to be your trophy wife.

JBIRDisnoTERD 1716 days ago

lern 2 reed bitch

GekkoWildlizard 1717 days ago

, "camel jockeys" are Muslim not Buddhist, you fail

maxx71 1722 days ago

Nice....just where there hell are you in California? Camel Jockey end of town?

Maddie_Powers 1722 days ago

ha.

CrashingWaves26 1724 days ago

Pretty Sunset

sasquatchthedon 1724 days ago

did you read that before or after the tranny/hamster assplay?

exVersatile 1724 days ago

I knew it Jesus loves Asians

Gutt1189 1724 days ago

Chuck Norris is going to be so pissed!

cparker10 1724 days ago

Daniel, I knew I left that there!

PhyscoDemon123 1724 days ago

:D yay! fat bald men to fap too!!! aww... they are too fat, you cant see no dick's... oh well Tosh!

jonathanlovell0 1724 days ago

HEY DANIEL IM ABOUT TO TURN YOU UPSIDE DOWN PUT A STRAW IN YOUR ASS AND PRETEND YOUR A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE :)

wilburton911 1725 days ago

you were prolly there with a tranny...

davidmoser1 1725 days ago

I bet u hav nice staff there

Dntlike_Tweetin 1725 days ago

only reason the buddas so fat is for better butt sex

HenriBehnen 1725 days ago

Fuck Buddah

willstone8 1725 days ago

hey tosh rub the book maby you will get three wishes BONG!!!!