Matthew Inman

@Oatmeal

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My current dilemma this Friday afternoon

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1455 days ago

My current dilemma this Friday afternoon

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Spubba 1455 days ago

Try Black Blood of the Earth -- I hear it's great stuff to have around when you want to FOLD SPACE.

LSluaP 1455 days ago

Move to Europe. I'm already well into part 2.

samaca79 1455 days ago

irish coffee might be accepted at the office.

dwlonline 1455 days ago

Try the Back Hand of God beer. It has caffeine built in!!

gman_harmon 1455 days ago

Try some water instead. No addicting substances, increased heart rate, or burpies.

bmcorl 1455 days ago

Solution! Drink both. Only good things can come of this.

MargaretKrohn 1455 days ago

<3 I will soon have this same dilemma! =P

SteveAmbruzs 1455 days ago

1. pour coffee into beer
2. slurp down disgusting beverage
3. ????
4. Profit!

AlyshaTanoshii 1455 days ago

I would have that problem, but high school frowns upon beer drinking during class.