Rachel Varnam

@i_am_rachel

Fitness guru, algebra ninja, Olympic shade-thrower, Beyoncé... are just some of the many things I am not. Going to Sainsbury's is a great day out for me.

He never stole a pear, he's crying because his book is so bone-breakingly boring even he can't read it. Ah catharsis.

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1203 days ago

He never stole a pear, he's crying because his book is so bone-breakingly boring even he can't read it. Ah catharsis.

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