will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.
1949 days ago
Posted for @amandapalmer's Caption Competition. Yes, those are geese...
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where's the husband when I REALLY need him!
pico-second later: PHUIII artists tastes fowl
She's been goosed.
"There's a customer outside who just asked for the bill. Alright Jemima, give it to 'er!"
Wash opposed a ban on geese juggling. Marionettes didn't work & a quaint bit of culture just died.
Amanda's finger was quickly digested and formed into disgusting wooden goose shit.
How we goosed @AmandaPalmer... and lived.
While the goose operating 4 human puppets at once was impressive, he mouth skills needed work.
The puppet army strikes back!
"For the last time, the Geico gecko is just so much cooler! ...hey, what? Ouch! Oh, it's about to get ugly up in herrrre!"
AP: "Sorry, goose, I have Progressive. Give it a rest." Goose: "Chomp!" AP: "@#%#@ goose! You're pate, biotch!"
Cute, Victorian hobo, rabble-rouser: It's what's for dinner.
Foie gras is made of PEOPLE!
One chomp of greeting revealed that, despite possessing painted brows, she was no puppet. Too tasty
is she is going to lay me a golden egg i wonted maybe not she just bit the hand that fed her ouch
The geese puppets turned out well. There was a small problem with the @amandapalmer one, though..
At least she's a great first date. Fighting over the bill and everything!
I wouldn't want one of those swimming up me arse!
How Mother Goose came into being...
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