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2687 days ago
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STOP SNIFFING MY J!NX LEDERHOSEN!!
"What? I'm famous in Scotland!!! I should NOT be treated this way!!! Wha-? What are you doing down there?!"
I'm sorry, guv, this
s is a. A Chuck Mangione-free zone. (FrisCheck him for any more suspicious instruments,n and book 'I'm!)
I SWEAR IT'S NOT ANOTHER TRUMPET DUDE CHECK!
No, no...the other trumpet!
I usually get this type of service at rest stops
Is that a wienerschnitzel in your pocket or you just happy to see me?!
Hoisted on his own petard!!!
Humm.....what's this taped to the side of your....OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Dude, I don't like to blow my own horn but I can do this sh!t with my eyes closed!
"If you think THAT'S interesting, you should see my bagpipes."
Turn your head and cough please.
"I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have to confiscate the sauerkraut we found on your sausage. Its not up to government code."
"German sausage is the best"
"Come on where's that pot of Gold." "Gold?? I thought you wanted to play my flute"
"In other news: Federally-imposed lederhosen inspections are on the rise..."
I ate a Brautwurst this big.
"so what you're telling me is you just played the horn and then you jizzed in your pants?" "ya"
GET IN MY BELLY? MATE
They're shorts mien miesterburger. That's as far down as they go!
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