Mark Cavendish

@MarkCavendish

Professional cyclist from the Isle of Man. Fast sprinter, faster talker. Disclaimer: May cause offence.

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This Goliath toilet is making a mockery of my munchkin legs. Can barely reach the ground. #totallydeflatedmanego

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1149 days ago

This Goliath toilet is making a mockery of my munchkin legs. Can barely reach the ground. #totallydeflatedmanego

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pollydollytay 1148 days ago

... the end of that was....save some more time and get some calories in whilst you SH""" them out the other end. Theres nothin' wrong with your wee legs son!!!!!

pollydollytay 1148 days ago

Its a cunning plan to pack as much into your day as possible...you're supposed to swing the lactic out of your legs while you're on there, to save some time. Surprised they don't have a pull down dinner tray (airplane style), so you could save some more

svanclee 1148 days ago

Where is the one with the pedals ? Much , much easier.

brucebjohnson 1149 days ago

What?? You don't carry a step with you? How do you get on your bike?

demtron 1149 days ago

Plz no pictures of you using it |)

milk6p 1149 days ago

Just looks like a normal toilet. You should get in the picture to illustrate how big it is!

demtron 1149 days ago

It brings back memories of when I was a todler. (Cringe!). If I recall correctly you just need a grown up to help you up :)

Fixedwheelnut 1149 days ago

Move the bin out from the corner and rest your feet on that :)

reharrop 1149 days ago

Now if only you hadn't smoked when you were a kid......mom told you it stopped you growing !

reidcoolsaet 1149 days ago

Use that little toilet to the left (with the bag in it), you'll feel very tall.

sworks2 1149 days ago

put some pedals on it!! and your the fastest one in the toilet peloton ;)

karin_grantzau 1149 days ago

Short arse.. Heeh

robinmcconnell 1149 days ago

Kiddies training step?