Mum, Model, Actress, Bikini Designer, Organic Farmer.
1157 days ago
Ping Pong said lots of naughty words today. Bad Ping Pong.
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We're Going to Ibiza
Hello Party People!
This Is Captain Kim Speaking
Welcome Aboard Venga Airways
~~~I Look Up At The Sky And I See The Clouds I Looked Down At The Ground
And I See The Rainbow Down The Drain Fly Away On Venga Airways
Fly Me High Ibiza Sky~~~~~~ Venga Boys
My life is short, I have 'Lawn Mower ' Parents, I want to die before but want to live like 18 years old, Maturity takes away my age of Innocence.
Mom, Don't get up-close & personal with my Ping, Armed to the teeth & Dangerous.!!
Happy New Year!! - 1-Aug. 2011, Every day is different. (I am Dyslexic)..
My BELLYS & HARDINGS, balancing body wash just got better than Hers., I want to endorse my own brand of cosmetics.
I am jealous!!, She is getting free, Estee Lauder's Private Collection Jasmine White Moss body creme.
Rebekah Brooks, News Corp. Did she hacked my phone using ~ Double Screwing method for 22 years for Murdochs.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.--Woody Allen
Hi, this is Hala Jorani, coming up this hour on nakednews.com, ...... NOTHING!!!, no news is good news anyway.
Preparation underway for London Olympics 2012, practicing with Susan Boyle for opening ceremony, will perform duet in deep manly voice.
oh my captors, Could U be divine enough to put pic. of me with my AMAZONIAN models by my side, like humans do in pink bikini.
does my follower hear my signature Tweet /chirp (deep manly voice) every time when they open my tweet?.
I suppose Mac/Twitter does not. Twitter still primitive.
Men, can't live with them, can't live without 'em, (can't live with them esp. in small cage, groping.
I want to do Slut Walk, where is my Burkini? I am getting exasperated.
Err. it should be "I (hate) U , Like I love U" . - Delhi Belly. -
Mom, "I love U, Like I (hate) U". - Delhi Belly. -
[I love U- 'cause You are Organic producer, Hate U- 'cause U kill my friends from animal kingdom.]
Mom, put pic. of our organic Agriculture produce in the background, this plain wall background is boring.
"bose D.K." - new naughty word gathered from Movie - Delhi Belly, ask Shilpa, she knows Hinglish
hahaha maybe he is 'bad' but he's awesomeee!xoxo :)
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