I was once asked to write the horoscopes for a retailer's magazine, including subtle plugs for the retailer. I said yes. Sample copy: "Next week sees you feeling surprisingly carefree and risk-taking for a Virgo – just go with it! Oh, and is that a celebration round the corner? Maybe it’s time for that new outfit after all..." "By the end of the month, you’ll be feeling more than ready for a little TLC. A chance to spend some ‘you’ time, like all Sagitarrians love to do! Could a bit of pampering be in order? Go on, treat yourself." I'm sorry everyone. Nick Asbury @asburyandasbury