Ah, the headless Silver Surfer is known for his Foot Locker shenanigans. Crazy bastard.

"she's staring at my ballls ricky"

If I looked good naked, I wouldn't buy the damn clothes!

Stop lyin, you know you liked this! ;)

Buy a jersey ninja white sox! Woop woop

I love a mannequin; Should I be panickin'? I don't know what's happenin' but I love [him]