Ellen DeGeneres


Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

More reason I’m glad to be a woman.

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2107 days ago

More reason I’m glad to be a woman.


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elinor_lngnmn 2103 days ago

hmm good thing im a girl !haha seems scary over there!

No1fan_of_Avril 2105 days ago

What accidents could happen ???

MadelineFan 2106 days ago

I'm not a man or a woman. Where do I go?

CallMeDaavid 2106 days ago


funkymelons 2106 days ago

u kno SUMBODY is gonna miss da seat

biebs_swag_ 2106 days ago


JaySharky 2106 days ago

They may not be responsible, but somebody SHOULD be!!

karajones16 2107 days ago

lol if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie

BriThibodeaux 2107 days ago

i don't wanna know about that.

aitherobamwn 2107 days ago

I'm trying to think what they could mean by "accidents". The more I think, the uglier it gets.

Tamayan23 2107 days ago


AnoudAlMalik 2107 days ago

earl1947 she doesn't she just lives her life like you bugging people's life now get a life !

yvonnemaclean 2107 days ago

You just know what its going to be like in there eeeeeooooo !!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Joan_Born 2107 days ago

U really don't understand anything Earl1947 !!! u_u

Earl1947 2107 days ago

If you are glad to be a woman why do you want to act and live like a man

bsgossipgirlxo 2107 days ago

ellen :) pretty please, follow me on my twiiter! means everything, thanks a lot :)

gws17 2107 days ago

something to read while standing in line for the womens room

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thesimeni 2107 days ago

Ha haaaaaa now I know.

rbtigress 2107 days ago

This makes a boring day very meaningful chuckling!