Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

I'd rather buy one, get one free.

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1971 days ago

I'd rather buy one, get one free.

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scxrl3t 1957 days ago

lol

BrunaLSouzaa 1965 days ago

HAHAHAHAHA that's awesome, I have to save it!

fairytale30 1967 days ago

LOL!!!! I love the funny stuff you post!

elinor_lngnmn 1968 days ago

hahaha! 100% off will do.

MaayanEden 1968 days ago

gosh, the dilema of my life!
lol XD

Brownieloviez 1970 days ago

100% off !!!! I WANT IT NOW
:p

JaySharky 1970 days ago

This, of course, does not include the 5 finger discount...

shawtymane96 1970 days ago

I dont get it... =)

MadelineFan 1971 days ago

75% off.

smashaley22 1971 days ago

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smashaley22 1971 days ago

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Whistler2417 1971 days ago

And....They walk amoung us.

COTTAGEinEIRE 1971 days ago

pity we are behind with your shows here in Ireland, but ANY WAY ...love you.

COTTAGEinEIRE 1971 days ago

yea or 2 free when you call again

BKGurl208 1971 days ago

Uh....Hmmmm...Sale #fail!

krisluvs1 1971 days ago

and she says I am welcome anytime, hope to c u in the fall love Kris..xoxo

krisluvs1 1971 days ago

would love to and I only went to florida when I was 13 wit my dance class, and I have a friend in cali

krisluvs1 1971 days ago

Ellen I live n Chelsea,ma and I am headin 2 cali n august really want 2 c u I nver been out there

grgn0501 1971 days ago

Don't always need 2 even if it's free.

LadyPam912 1971 days ago

LOL...I enjoyed your comment the most, VaneNica....too funny. Congress could never figure this out.