Ellen DeGeneres


Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

Never make a promise you can’t keep.

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2128 days ago

Never make a promise you can’t keep.


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xoxoRebeccaaa 2119 days ago

Haha Thatss So Stupidd!(:

pamgilliam 2125 days ago

That would make a great cattle farm slogan.

GreysonsGirl99 2126 days ago

OMG, I've been there! And yeah, that is a crappy slogan. lol

base5300 2126 days ago

I know you can't promise..but I really want to see you at Universal Studios.I have tried 3 years.

JacquiCDw 2126 days ago

Haha! Love it when someone makes you smile.

touzebny 2126 days ago

Hahahaha.... funny

Kdizzle31986 2126 days ago

I would hope so. lol

chavwilson 2126 days ago


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DreamyCharlotte 2127 days ago

"if it isnt in stock, we don't have it!"

Cpotterbdd 2127 days ago

Very consise, imformative and to the point. Lol! Hey atleast they are being honest...

JaySharky 2127 days ago

If its BRAINS, we're OUT!

SongEchoes 2127 days ago

wow! guess what....if it's somewhere else...we don't have it!!! #LOL ;-))

Yasminnn999 2127 days ago

NEVER SAY NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madeline3000x 2127 days ago

I promise.

nirmaljoshi 2127 days ago

seems complicated maths here

JELLY512 2127 days ago

Lol!! What if someone didn't understand the sign

JMStardust 2127 days ago


JC_RocK 2127 days ago

wow.... the person who promised this has an AWESOME mind !! xD LOL

Frankenstitch 2127 days ago

well, at least they said 'if'