Ellen DeGeneres


Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep.

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1245 days ago

Never make a promise you can’t keep.


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xoxoRebeccaaa 1236 days ago

Haha Thatss So Stupidd!(:

pamgilliam 1242 days ago

That would make a great cattle farm slogan.

GreysonsGirl99 1243 days ago

OMG, I've been there! And yeah, that is a crappy slogan. lol

base5300 1243 days ago

I know you can't promise..but I really want to see you at Universal Studios.I have tried 3 years.

JacquiCDw 1243 days ago

Haha! Love it when someone makes you smile.

touzebny 1243 days ago

Hahahaha.... funny

Kdizzle31986 1243 days ago

I would hope so. lol

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DreamyCharlotte 1244 days ago

"if it isnt in stock, we don't have it!"

Cpotterbdd 1244 days ago

Very consise, imformative and to the point. Lol! Hey atleast they are being honest...

JaySharky 1244 days ago

If its BRAINS, we're OUT!

SongEchoes 1244 days ago

wow! guess what....if it's somewhere else...we don't have it!!! #LOL ;-))

Yasminnn999 1244 days ago

NEVER SAY NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madeline3000x 1244 days ago

I promise.

nirmaljoshi 1244 days ago

seems complicated maths here

JELLY512 1244 days ago

Lol!! What if someone didn't understand the sign

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JC_RocK 1244 days ago

wow.... the person who promised this has an AWESOME mind !! xD LOL

Frankenstitch 1244 days ago

well, at least they said 'if'