Dane Cook

@DaneCook

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Wow. What timing. I'm actually in a Denver bar "eye-banging" a girl while on a very serious conference call.

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1215 days ago

Wow. What timing. I'm actually in a Denver bar "eye-banging" a girl while on a very serious conference call.

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HelloKaySay 1136 days ago

what the fuck is an eye bang?

RebekahSPareja 1151 days ago

Hahaha wow, thats pretty funny.

natitabubble 1194 days ago

such talents dane :P

katnem 1214 days ago

I love doing that shit,only with a guy.

Chevygrl78 1214 days ago

I live in a small town in Kansas called Iola. I know I never have to worry about seeing him here lol

TheCloser1122 1214 days ago

Now that's some quantium jumping.

Redheadblondiie 1214 days ago

I actually had to read this a few times to understand it. I think it may be lack of sleep. Funny D! :)

Darkmynkee 1215 days ago

You're like Elvis. Everyone thinks they spot you lol

chas721 1215 days ago

cant be to inportant of a call then huh? but at least you can two things at once!!!!!!muahhhhhh

WorkHardDog 1215 days ago

is it legal to eye-bang?

Darkmynkee 1215 days ago

you know that's right.

lukescooto 1215 days ago

Whens the DaneTrain pulling into North Station again? Can I hit the bah's witya next time your around?

jmen37 1215 days ago

i hope you wore glasses as eye protection. i hear the girls there have interesting std's.

MollySJacobson1 1215 days ago

You Were eye fucking me? I knew it!

ally_alfaro 1215 days ago

pahahahahaha

brokenangel2 1215 days ago

absolutely amazing!

Willu69 1215 days ago

Too Fukin Sweet!

CrissyAchterkir 1215 days ago

lol no way

imatwit101 1215 days ago

lol

fullmetalmike12 1215 days ago

nice