Dane Cook

@DaneCook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

Wow. What timing. I'm actually in a Denver bar "eye-banging" a girl while on a very serious conference call.

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1955 days ago

Wow. What timing. I'm actually in a Denver bar "eye-banging" a girl while on a very serious conference call.

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HelloKaySay 1876 days ago

what the fuck is an eye bang?

RebekahSPareja 1891 days ago

Hahaha wow, thats pretty funny.

natitabubble 1934 days ago

such talents dane :P

katnem 1954 days ago

I love doing that shit,only with a guy.

Chevygrl78 1954 days ago

I live in a small town in Kansas called Iola. I know I never have to worry about seeing him here lol

TheCloser1122 1954 days ago

Now that's some quantium jumping.

Redheadblondiie 1954 days ago

I actually had to read this a few times to understand it. I think it may be lack of sleep. Funny D! :)

Darkmynkee 1955 days ago

You're like Elvis. Everyone thinks they spot you lol

chas721 1955 days ago

cant be to inportant of a call then huh? but at least you can two things at once!!!!!!muahhhhhh

WorkHardDog 1955 days ago

is it legal to eye-bang?

Darkmynkee 1955 days ago

you know that's right.

lukescooto 1955 days ago

Whens the DaneTrain pulling into North Station again? Can I hit the bah's witya next time your around?

jmen37 1955 days ago

i hope you wore glasses as eye protection. i hear the girls there have interesting std's.

MollySJacobson1 1955 days ago

You Were eye fucking me? I knew it!

ally_alfaro 1955 days ago

pahahahahaha

brokenangel2 1955 days ago

absolutely amazing!

Willu69 1955 days ago

Too Fukin Sweet!

CrissyAchterkir 1955 days ago

lol no way

imatwit101 1955 days ago

lol

fullmetalmike12 1955 days ago

nice