Its faster then a speeding bullet.
It can leap tall building in a single bound!
It can bend steel with its bare hands (if it had hands)!
It has a logo on it chest (not the 'S').
Visiter from alien planet!
Stands for... truth, justice and the GEEK way!
What is it you ask? (even if you didn't ask).
Ask any GEEK you might know or grab one off the street and ask.
This day should be made a holiday for "GEEKS".
It's the announcement date of the new iPad 2.
I've got to get one! I need one! I want one!
Can I get one with these one of these two sexy MILFs attached?