Michael Allen

@CrameronDiaz

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Sheiky baby graces the cover of SI.  Be careful not to refer to her as a butterface. Or else I hear she'll suplex you, put you in the camel clutch and break your back. Then she'll f@%k your a$$ and make you humble. And what did Elle MacPherson ever do for you?

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Sheiky baby graces the cover of SI. Be careful not to refer to her as a butterface. Or else I hear she'll suplex you, put you in the camel clutch and break your back. Then she'll f@%k your a$$ and make you humble. And what did Elle MacPherson ever do for you?

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