stewart lee's mother would be proud.

paulsaxton - faulty mike, of course -|- First saw the faulty mic routine at the Futurist Theatre, Scarborough, C1970! Has he no shame! ;-)

"Richard who? Bugger that Doreen, I'm off to watch Faith Brown and her enormous breasts"

Just imagine how much brighter the place would be with your Hitler-esque poster next year. Lovely

How lovely that you have something left to aspire to.

"Are you a sardine?"

I'd be tempted if I could work out which version of Bucks Fizz that was..

I thought most of those people were dead.

I wonder if Norman Collier still does that 'carrying the car door and winding the window down' routine. That was quite funny. And his faulty mike, of course.