Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

Can't believe Barnes & Noble sells masturbation guides to children.

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1451 days ago

Can't believe Barnes & Noble sells masturbation guides to children.

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Megznyc06 1442 days ago

Lmao that's great

GJOE8 1450 days ago

WHEN I WAS 15 I WAS DIAGNOISED WITH TENNIS ELBOW AND I DIDNT EVEN OWN A RACKET

GJOE8 1450 days ago

I GOT A SOCK IN MY ROOM IVE JERKED OFF INTO SO MANY TIMES MY MOTHER FOUND IT AND ASKED ME "WHEN DID U BREAK UR ARM"

ktmck048 1451 days ago

i can't legally sell my underwear on ebay, but THIS is okay????!?!?

LongAleBrew 1451 days ago

made with 100% recycled socks... '' NOW LESS CRUSTY!!''

Eder53g 1451 days ago

convicted Hi take a look at q http://tinyurl.com/62f7fvs j

AceofSix 1451 days ago

On the upside, all the craft projects seem to be "subtle" warnings against STDs #themoreyouknow