Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
2089 days ago
If you're a little kid who murders littler kids, do it at Mattress World! #portland
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I'll eat this bugger, And then the baby gets it !
The chilling words, "It's not too late to sleep like a baby," infiltrate criminal parlance.
if you think thats creepy... you should see the tv advertisement it came from. #youhavenoidea
The kid who angered young "Neil with the Deal" Leeds learned the hard way that, "I won't be beat!"
In order to lower job market competition here in Portland, drastic measures must be taken...
A mattress store is actually hiring sign holders? who forgets they need a mattress?
In case you missed your late term... plus Portland is great for cycling and foodies.
Well, that's my share of terrifying for the day. I'll be in my room, cowering.
Westboro Baptist Church's picket signs are getting really meta.
Shhhhhhhhh, you know how much Nyquil I had to give this mother fucker....
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