I <3 any sentence that includes both "awry" and "spectacularly"!

I bet that got them looking lively .... or made them soil their shorts! ;)

An Uzi is NOT an acceptable starting pistol...

Looks like a bad day to be a bit of drywall at M5...

Looks like the mythbusters are testing the Niven story "Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue Paper"

It is a starting pistol, not a starting machine gun guys.

Starting gun, not shotgun.

... Wow o-o What the hell did you do? xD Adam, the gun is supposed to be aimed UPward, not towards the racers!!

Two things, guys. The starting gun is supposed to be loaded with blanks, and should be shot UP!