I don't do this normally but today I decided to check my recent FB login activity and the details just made my fucking day!

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Last Accessed: Today at 1:07pm
Location: Victoria, NO REGION, SC

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Last Accessed: January 24 at 9:47pm
Location: Chicago, IL, US

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Last Accessed: January 21 at 11:31pm
Location: Curitiba, PR, BR

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Last Accessed: January 2 at 11:41am
Location: Victoria, NO REGION, SC

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Last Accessed: January 1 at 10:20am
Location: San Jose, CA, US"

Cities I've never been to in my life before but no mention of Damascus or even Syria?!!!!!

Lol my favorite one has to be "Most Recent Activity | Location: Unknown Location"

Mwahahahahahahah try and trace my location mothafuckazzzzzzz!! I DARE YOU!!!!!