You could totally front that band, it suits you down to the ground...

Ah ha um hum knees up mother er er um brown ah eh knees up er yes um mother brown....................... That chap with the guitar can hardly keep up

open mic sessions always tend to attract performers of limited ability

It's a little known fact that the sound of Boris' whistling summons the spirit Gary Rhodes, with a selection of pastries.

Dear old Boris, you gotta love him..Bet the guy in white has crumpets in that dish!!

MC Bojo

Since when did Trigger start playing the guitar??

Look, that homeless person has stolen one of the guitars!

Is he a yankee? No I'm a Londoner - yes! it's the rebel MC....

Singing for your supper? :)

funny how chefs have taken the pose of gardeners,like they are superior beings or something( talk to us like we all left school with them at 16)

"And now chaps, here's a little ditty from 'Cats'"