John Hodgman

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When I found this towel sculpture in my stateroom on the cruise, I presumed I was about to be murdered.

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1326 days ago

When I found this towel sculpture in my stateroom on the cruise, I presumed I was about to be murdered.

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IknoWhatYouMean 1325 days ago

ok if i saw this in my bathroom i would presume te same thing. lol

Icyblackkat 1325 days ago

No you are not, it's adorable.

retrograder 1326 days ago

am i the only one who think this thing is cute...?

beck_runic 1326 days ago

All I see is a skinned muppet...terrifying.
Was the maid also standing in the corner afraid to turn around a la Blair Witch?

ArtHarpy 1326 days ago

That. Is. Awesome.

Blastodon 1326 days ago

towel monkey says you gonna die as soon as i figure out how to undo these hanger clips!!

blooming3 1326 days ago

Somebody has been working on that cruise ship too long....

Tigellinus 1326 days ago

Okay, I'll make the joke: wasn't one of these found in David Carradine's room? And now I enter WitSec.

Baddeley56n 1326 days ago

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247VICTORIA 1326 days ago

are you on a Disney cruise? lol

tamararudorfer 1326 days ago

wow, that is frightening! i never believed a towel could be so alarming...and it looks like he's screaming for help!

lynnerutter 1326 days ago

ah yes, the signature of the notorious laughing cruise towel murderer

buckylarue 1326 days ago

Looks like it should have a note pinned to it saying, "You're Next!"

kangarara 1326 days ago

That's the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.

DoctorHu 1326 days ago

As would any sensible human.