Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

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Christmas Shoes.  With vanilla curd "Dad's Jizz" frosting.  Moto.  Fucking.  Rules.

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1212 days ago

Christmas Shoes. With vanilla curd "Dad's Jizz" frosting. Moto. Fucking. Rules.

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MisMarie 1183 days ago

Fucking love this!!!

basiasbookshelf 1212 days ago

Sir, I see your defiled X-mas pumps and raise the seed of life shoes http://twitpic.com/2z2dwb

MSkull01 1212 days ago

Sir, I wanna buy these shoes for my mama . . . never mind.