It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

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1911 days ago


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tinysalsadancer 1905 days ago

I've sat in a suite and 5 rows back from the ice - and I'd rather be as close to the ice as possible!

mattbtay 1911 days ago

Looks like he is in a suite, if you ask me, pretty good seats.

cipinc3 1911 days ago

i think i;m the only penguins fan out here

Cpt_AwesomeHFKT 1911 days ago

I think that it is lame that they have 7 guys out there.

luckymedic 1911 days ago

You'd think bein Kevin Smith, legendary actor, even more legendary director, you'd get better seats... THAT my friend, is an outrage...

StayStayStay 1911 days ago

eat some nachos for me mr. smith

HankMoodyBitch 1911 days ago

Awesome. I'll have to post my own from the Blackhawks game tomorrow night.

55seddel 1911 days ago

Pretty Close yet far away.