DAMN! You know how much I love to climb over the toilet in the middle of the night - after I snack!

Functional and preachy, you don't get that with a clothes horse?

And who is reflected in the high gloss finish?

Layers of meaning.

what is wrong with the rails ?

Interesting, and also completely necessary. People are stupid with property they don't own.

ooo someone's got a white iphone...bit of inadvertant advertising there Mr Fry?

Steven, you once appeared on Room 101, binning upspeak. Why do you now use it yourself?

Why is Father Christmas in your bathroom?

Looks like your on the loo in the reflection!

Too late for that! ...already off the rails hypathetically

Too late for that! ...already off the rails

mind the gap !!

Yes....I think I will! Even if I do get burned!!

I like your red bath gown.

Indeed it is very useful advice. Rails are really the preserve of either Ruby or train wheels. Unless they were commanding a permanently drunken state. Hic!

another night in the cells eh!

signed... Anna Karenina. ;)

Always been my motto

Only too easy for certain people, should they be encouraged?