make sure you check under your bed for any dead hookers.....

or....the middle one turns on the shower. ..ya blew it.

Still uncleaned since Grimace's suicide

The middle one is for "medium."

gives a new meaning to chipper!

Uh, that's actually rustic chic, we worked on the concept for ages.

Everyone knows you're suppose to crush up the rust chips and use them as an exfoliant. Added bonus

I've often wondered what my bathtub from 1973 would look like now.

I understand two knobs. The third one is potential fodder for a pulp horror novel.

the middle faucet is all puppy tears

EWW! get out of my bathroom!