The sad bit is Tony Hawkes is only 5ft 1.

THE HAWK!!!awesomeness times TWO!!

I wish I was there, cause I would add 2+the FUN

Got game?

got glue?

....Yer character, I mean, sorry

And... I don't get why Chuck and Larry movie made a gay man out of you... Wasn't funny to me at all

What is the Venetian show? AIn't been to Vegas since... '05. Loved you in Lost and Found!

i like yo stashe

Awesome, immediately I want to watch Police Academy 4. Love Hawk, and you of course.

dude, get some grooming! you're looking a bit bieber-ish. also don't hang out with tall people.

If not, you are the best thing on television. I am always so intrigued with your humor. If you ever get to Kansas City, may I buy you a beer?

David Spade would you marry me?

Haha you look like you're having a good time. :)

dude are you wearing make up ? maybe it's just the lighting or your face ...

Are you wearing eyeliner?

you are adorable :)