Did you forget to spit into the tree to test for drop-bears? You should be lucky that's just a baby...

So Lar - no Thylacine or blanket octopus action for you?

Aaah, Drop Bears. You have to watch out for those. #everythingkillsyouinaustralia

You, sir... You are ridiculous! Who's the evolved species here? :-P

Actually, Koala's are pretty vicious. That said, screw the hats: you, sir, are awesome in general.

Those particular animals are more likely to attack with cute.

You have the most awesome hats.