Ultimate Stare Out .. BEGIN!

"hello young lady, and what do you do..........I'm sorry I think that is your line marm"

it's so nice to meet someone as witty as my husband for a change

*Squeaks* "and I desire that you form a government forthwith"

this should have been called "toothpick"

"havent i seen you on the telly??"

can see why its called twitpic

Who's the nice old dear with Boris?

I'd have snogged you if you'd let me lol xxxxxxxxxxxx

Suitably servile. At least you didn't try to snog HRH like some of her overseas guests!

Did you curtsy?? :))

Stunning shot of you Boris and HM's smile looks genuine but you can never be sure with that woman - you're such a top bloke!

I thought you were a republican.

Love this photo, looks like real genuine smiles from both parties.

Judging by the gloves, it looks like the Queen is still suffering from a touch of SARS paranoia.

i have to say that this pic looks like you are both genuinely pleased to meet each other. I was a long standing Ken fan(and i guess always will be) but you are growing on me Boris.Thanks for St George.

can't tell from the pic who was more delighted to make this acquaintance :-) thanks for sharing!

What fun! Thanks for sharing...

She has to look pleased, after all he's got her address, and we don't want any cracked ribs... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/darius-boris-and-a-blast-from-the-past-1658043.html

Who is who then?