Hey nerf herders,

My name is Zuckuss, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, non-Force-sensitive Gungans who spend every second of their Galactic Standard day looking at stupid ass holos. You are everything bad in known space. Honestly, have any of you ever claimed a bounty? I mean, I guess it's fun shooting Ewoks because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new spatiotemporal plane. This is even worse than burning moisture farmers' corpses.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a findsman, and earned the nickname of "The Uncanny One." What nicknames do you have, other than "Bantha Fodder"? I also shoot straight, and have a cool droid bounty hunting partner (He just found our quarry; Sithspit was SO galactic credits). You are all buglsuts who should just disintegrate yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bro