Dane Cook

@DaneCook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

For your 25th birthday Super Mario. A gift from me to you. She ain't the princess but she will rule your world.

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2322 days ago

For your 25th birthday Super Mario. A gift from me to you. She ain't the princess but she will rule your world.

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Timothy_Terror 2308 days ago

wheres the vajazzle pic? lol

JamesEss 2309 days ago

Plumber Pussy!

NYmetalgoddess 2309 days ago

Mario, you better not shrink now! Wouldn't wanna disappoint! lol

jaekinks 2309 days ago

FTW!!!

snowdevil 2309 days ago

Wtf is it with girls shaving themselves? That is to pedophile-like for me! I don't think I'd want a guy who wants me to look like an 8 yr old down there!

LouHernandez_ 2309 days ago

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mario always gets the pussy

Funny_Fucker 2320 days ago

There's also a pipe sticking out of her ass ! It warps Super Mario to a Shitty World !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTn8D2bEq3c

Cristinaxoxo 2320 days ago

lmao !!!

ZDKNYC 2320 days ago

its a dude.

irvineje 2320 days ago

honestly the hottest pic i have seen. mario and naked women together(L)

Jpatking 2320 days ago

LMAO!!

tunapeach 2320 days ago

hahahahahahaha!!!!

regularchris2 2321 days ago

Now THAT'S what I call a "Warp Zone" Folks! ;-)

BigKusha 2321 days ago

Anyone saying it's fake; It's body-paint, not a tattoo. Anyone asking where the 'slit' is, has not yet felt the touch of a woman. /case

BuyuklerGulsun 2321 days ago

Hahaha Super gift! :))

ashli1029 2321 days ago

OMG!! LMAO only you dane, only you

Astrotrain85 2321 days ago

Awesome :P

share35 2321 days ago

hilarious , one tunnel he wont mind jumping into

carpenter254eva 2321 days ago

Awsome