Can I submit two?

Atmel Staff: "Slow is the new fast"

MCHP Customer: "Even the camera shake won't make Atmel's performance any better"

and confirmed with Industry Benchmarks? The most clever caption wins!

Caption This Photo. The winner will get a free t-shirt. This is a photo from ESC of the posters on our booth that show Microchip's superiority over Atmel. What could Atmel possibly be telling this customer when the facts are right in front of him and conf