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5th grade spelling bee champion. Discovered uranium. Invented the toaster oven. Has two imaginary friends. Still has panties from highschool girlfriend.

"Hand-Picked" ...thank goodness. That other brand I tried yesterday tasted so "Machine-Picked".

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1568 days ago

"Hand-Picked" ...thank goodness. That other brand I tried yesterday tasted so "Machine-Picked".

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