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with a spread like that...YOU"RE HIRED!
what the fuck are those forks for....it's all finger food
...would you like a straw with your sourdough crackers? I could finger paint a better note.
Jim Norton's note to self "get new agent, preferably one who knows how to write a proper rider"
where is the robe and warm broth for such a fancy fancy performer
I think they forgot a couple of things...
Gotta love the note written in fifth grade handwriting using the ever popular blue ink (or crayon) on blue paper (or paper towel)
I used to work for the Temptations, and could stock any dressing room in an emergency with a run to KFC; it happened more than once.
wow! 2 varieties of pretzels... you ARE big time.
Sign for Lil Jimmy Nortons Show $1.00 Food that was left over from an office lunchroom party $5.00. Knowing Jimmy has hit the big time PRICELESS!!
looks like teds discount catering emporium was here.
wow, i didnt know Fago cola made fruit trays for fancy comedians.
only five plastic forks? even vos gets atleast 10.
Did they take the cat shit out of the litter box before they put your Price Chopper brand water in there? Also, why the hell do they have forks out for not ONE, but TWO types of pretzels. What else is on your rider, did they stiff you on your bag of Com
who do you think you are, mike meyers? lig lig!!
Glad all your hard work finally paid off.
they were so impressed by your status they covered all the fruit in spit for you
no grapes in the fruit-salad. i see they lisien to the show. linngger loner!
looks like great stuff to be farting out on stage....
food for thought
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